You have found what I call The Top Secret Joke page!!!
It is NOT in the normal list of pages, and only includes the funniest joke you have ever read.
Enjoy.
It is NOT in the normal list of pages, and only includes the funniest joke you have ever read.
Enjoy.
So this guy named Bob was an employee of a big company,
and he's there on the 23rd floor, typing away, making calls, and getting stuff done.
And Bob's a busy guy, you know. He works hard, and he doesn't have time to mingle,
and he rarely ever takes a bathroom break, and he never goes on Facebook,
and sometimes he just grabs whatever's in the office fridge for a quick snack to keep him going,
and he's becoming one of the best employees in the whole company!
When suddenly a co-worker he never met before bursts in and says,
"Oh my word, you'll never believe it...
I found a magic window in this office building."
And Bob was like, "Yeah, right, that's such a lie."
And the co-worker was all, "No! I'm serious! Come and see."
So Bob goes with the guy, and the whole time this guy's going on and on about how amazing this is.
So they get to the 47th floor, and there's a whole crowd of people standing around one of the windows.
And the co-worker brings Bob over to it and goes through the story one more time,
how the window had been accidentally smashed by a bird that was trying to get in,
and this guy was walking by it, and he tripped and fell out
and thought for sure he was a goner because it's a 47 story fall,
and then suddenly a huge, magic gust of wind caught him about halfway down
and brought him right back up to the very same window!
And Bob's just kind of halfway listening because it just sounds so totally ridiculous,
until the co-worker says, "Here, I'll show you,"
and he literally just JUMPS right out the window!!!
Everyone gasps, and Bob tries to reach for the guy to try to stop him, but it was too late.
The co-worker is falling and falling and falling,
and he's getting closer and closer to the ground...
but then he's slowing down... and then he stops... and he starts coming back up...
and before you know it he's right back there on the 47th floor in the same window!!!!
And everybody is cheering and clapping and all excited!
And Bob breathes out this sigh of relief because he can't believe what he just saw.
He totally thought that guys was a goner.
And the co-worker is like, "I wanna do that again!!!!"
And he jumps out a 2nd time, and a 3rd, and a 4th time,
and every time he just ends up right back at the same window totally fine!
And Bob just cannot believe what he's seeing!
So then the co-worker says to Bob, "You should totally try it!!! It's awesome!!!"
And Bob is nervous about it (wouldn't you be?!?), but he's like,
"Yeah, it looks like fun. I think I will!"
And he jumps out the window,
and down and down and down he goes,
and faster and faster,
and the wind is all blowing fast on his face,
and the ground is getting closer and closer,
until, SPLAT...
he smashes into the ground.
And the co-worker back up there on the 47th floor turns and looks at everybody, and says,
"That's what Bob gets for eating my yogurt out of the fridge that one time!
Let this be a lesson."
And the crowd starts getting back to work, and two guys are just looking down at poor old Bob,
and one says to the other, "Sheesh, Superman sure is mean when he's hungry."
and he's there on the 23rd floor, typing away, making calls, and getting stuff done.
And Bob's a busy guy, you know. He works hard, and he doesn't have time to mingle,
and he rarely ever takes a bathroom break, and he never goes on Facebook,
and sometimes he just grabs whatever's in the office fridge for a quick snack to keep him going,
and he's becoming one of the best employees in the whole company!
When suddenly a co-worker he never met before bursts in and says,
"Oh my word, you'll never believe it...
I found a magic window in this office building."
And Bob was like, "Yeah, right, that's such a lie."
And the co-worker was all, "No! I'm serious! Come and see."
So Bob goes with the guy, and the whole time this guy's going on and on about how amazing this is.
So they get to the 47th floor, and there's a whole crowd of people standing around one of the windows.
And the co-worker brings Bob over to it and goes through the story one more time,
how the window had been accidentally smashed by a bird that was trying to get in,
and this guy was walking by it, and he tripped and fell out
and thought for sure he was a goner because it's a 47 story fall,
and then suddenly a huge, magic gust of wind caught him about halfway down
and brought him right back up to the very same window!
And Bob's just kind of halfway listening because it just sounds so totally ridiculous,
until the co-worker says, "Here, I'll show you,"
and he literally just JUMPS right out the window!!!
Everyone gasps, and Bob tries to reach for the guy to try to stop him, but it was too late.
The co-worker is falling and falling and falling,
and he's getting closer and closer to the ground...
but then he's slowing down... and then he stops... and he starts coming back up...
and before you know it he's right back there on the 47th floor in the same window!!!!
And everybody is cheering and clapping and all excited!
And Bob breathes out this sigh of relief because he can't believe what he just saw.
He totally thought that guys was a goner.
And the co-worker is like, "I wanna do that again!!!!"
And he jumps out a 2nd time, and a 3rd, and a 4th time,
and every time he just ends up right back at the same window totally fine!
And Bob just cannot believe what he's seeing!
So then the co-worker says to Bob, "You should totally try it!!! It's awesome!!!"
And Bob is nervous about it (wouldn't you be?!?), but he's like,
"Yeah, it looks like fun. I think I will!"
And he jumps out the window,
and down and down and down he goes,
and faster and faster,
and the wind is all blowing fast on his face,
and the ground is getting closer and closer,
until, SPLAT...
he smashes into the ground.
And the co-worker back up there on the 47th floor turns and looks at everybody, and says,
"That's what Bob gets for eating my yogurt out of the fridge that one time!
Let this be a lesson."
And the crowd starts getting back to work, and two guys are just looking down at poor old Bob,
and one says to the other, "Sheesh, Superman sure is mean when he's hungry."